Tweets of the Week - 12/2

TUF 14 Finale
Cutting weight. Watching Food Network. Mental training.  -Jason Mayhem Miller

img.ly/b222 Check it!! Unlucky @mayhemmiller  -Michael Bisping

Mr @musclepharmpres, I would fit right in w/ ur @MusclePharm brand lol @ClayGuida & I would the best HAIR tag team! Followers what u think?  -Louis Gaudinot

thanks to all my fan and friends support im my twitter BOOM obrigado a todos amigos e fans que me ajudaram a chega onde estou @JacksonsMMA  -Diego Brandao

Tryin 2 relax & watch a movie with @jbmma155 but Master Thong hid the remote n his underwear so we have 2 watch soccer pic.twitter.com/m4LZgot0  -TJ Dillashaw

Continue voting for me my beloved twitterans, KO of the season and fight of the season http://t.co/Z4xsuSlp Much love and thanks to you all  -Akira Corassani

#TUF14 might be over, but @BrutalBedford is going to be around for a while! Keep checking my Facebook and Twitter! Much more to come!  -Johnny Bedford

Please please please y'all vote for me and @LouGaudinotUFC for fight of the season! Tell everyone you know! Love you all  -Dustin Pague

At the MMA Award with my #DL CREW -Marcus Brimage

Chael Gonna Be Chael
My gift from Arianny... http://t.co/E94RxZUg  -Chael Sonnen

That’s Whatever
Just herd theres gonna be mma awards tonight in Vegas it's a good this wasn't something I was expected to show up to  -Nick Diaz

Perspective with Danny Castillo
You don't realized how gross fighter rooms get until u walk into one and ur not fighting. -Danny Castillo

The Outlaw in a Singlet: Comedy Gold
Wrasslin' time! #SingletsAtTheReady  -Dan Hardy

Bam Bam on the Breakfast Burrito
There is no faster, more efficient way to eat breakfast then the breakfast burrito. Nothing beats it!  -Patrick Healy

Language in the Internet Era
What do you call someone who sends too many emoticons? Overly emoticontional? -Ronda Rousey

Proof is in the Poster
I told u guys I train @UFC haha pic.twitter.com/ROHdMHfl  -Duane Ludwig

Joseph Benavidez’s Prestigious JOBE Awards
OkI 'm gonna need the participation of all fans n media to pick the winners for the #JobeAwards ! These r the categories that really matter

And The JOBE for "best looking fighter" Female: @rondarousey Male: @UrijahFaber @Showtimepettis and of course Sexyama! Congrats #JobeAwards

Votes r in! JOBE for "funniest fighter twitter" goes 2 @HypeOrDie @forrestgriffin @kennyflorian @dannyboydownes congrats guys! #JobeAwards

And the JOBE for "2 fighters that look like eachother award" goes to Big Nog and Lil Nog ! Congrats guys #JobeAwards

And the "Slashie Award" for best fighter/actor goes to. @NEWBREED04 Erik Koch for his role in "Powder" congrats bud pic.twitter.com/aqGTYOXn

the JOBE for "fighter that looks most like someone/something else award" is a tie @RichFranklin & Jim Carrey. @kennyflorian & Ben Stiller

JOBE 4 "fighter with best nickname" goes to @koreanzombiemma @MightyMouseUFC and of course "the axe murderer" @wandfc congrats #JobeAwards

And final JOBE b4 we move on 2 the big ones "Fighter to most likely be mistaken for a homeless person" goes to @thecodymckenzie #JobeAwards

Had 2 revoke @thecodymckenzie s JOBE award for "fighter most likely to be mistaken for a homeless person" lookin good pic.twitter.com/RS7mJrB0     -Joseph Benavidez