Tweets of the Week - 9/30

UFC Live Cruz Vs. Johnson
Just got to dc!...man its humid! Some Gr8 weight cut weather though on the bright side! Ha  -Dominick Cruz
 
In d.c. ready to get to work :-)  -Demetrious Johnson

Sooo glad to be fighting on the East Coast again! Thk u @ufc!  -Charlie Brenneman

Headed to the Press Conference for the fights. Been a great day so far!! #IronHeart #Blackzilians  -Anthony Johnson

IM SHORT ENOUGH TO SNEAK UP BEHIND @StefanStruve AND CRAWL IN HIS BACK POCKET!!! BEEN RIDING AROUND IN HERE ALL DAY! moby.to/nhizps  -Pat Barry

@HypeOrDie that was you?!  -Stefan Struve

Sitting at the weigh-ins waiting to get this over with so I can celebrate my "Birfday!!!!!!"  -Yves Edwards

Alright tweeters... I'm gonna call it a night.. No food or water for me for the next 16 hours... I'll see you guys at weigh-ins :)  -Mac Danzig
 
Hour and a half til weigh-ins, just chillin bout to get all the commission stuff done. Down to weight, feeling good.  -Shane Roller

Weight is on. Cant wait to make it official and then eat some CARBS!  -TJ Grant

Barnett Bar Hopping
To hang with with me you need a valid passport and a drinking problem.  -Josh Barnett

Bang the Inventor
Found a way to hold my smoothie while I went potty. Yep, pretty proud of this artwork. yfrog.com/klkozzsj  -Duane Ludwig
 
Reality TV
@MackDaMenaceMMA @EddieWineland jersey shore! C'mon SON! Y'all watching Toddlers n tiaras later too!?  -Scott jorgensen

Thats tonight!?!?  -Mackens Semerzier

@Scottjorgensen Beverly hills housewives bro!  -Eddie Wineland

Frenemies
Found a scorpion in my house. Drove him to the open desert and set him free.  -Aaron Simpson

I've massacred hundreds  -Ryan Bader

You also drive a big truck, have big scary dogs and lots of tattoos. #insecure? -Aaron Simpson

I've saved birds, mice, lizards, bees, cats, rabbits and spiders.Never saved a human though. But, almost killed @ryanbader several times. -Aaron Simpson
  
Hahaha! -Chad Mendes

What'r you laughin at, shorty? -Aaron Simpson

Clay Guida has that Problem Too
Ugh, I woke up have a GREAT hair day, then had to work out right away and RUINED it! #whatawaste !  -Ronda Rousey

#DearHair Could you please be more @clayguida-ish!  -Cub Swanson
 
TweetStache
Ok so I didn't invent this, and I hate emoticons... but mustache emoticons? That may be acceptable :-{)  -Quinn Mulhern

Unlikely Training Partners
Guess who landed in town yesterday night to come train with me?for sure he'll bring the much needed intensity to get prepared...Dan Hardy!!!
Me and Dan Hardy at Tristar! say.ly/UTOM6p  -Georges St-Pierre

Half way through another great day in Montreal. The champ is looking sharp! -Dan Hardy
 
It's Just a Garden Zombie
one reason why I'm never going to @mikebrownmma house ever again. this is outside his front door. :0 #TwitPict twitpic.com/6s5lhz  -Yves Edwards
 
Dannyboy Fashion Fail
Great training today. I even got to spar Mr. International himself Shonie Carter. I forgot to ask him where he buys his suits though....  -Daniel Downes

Fair Enough
Cable guy couldn't fix our tv so I D'arced him, sorry Cox  -Jake Ellenberger
 
And STILLLLLL UFC Light Heavyweight Champion...
14-1  -Jon Bones Jones